Then, Spin Dry

It’s impossible to work up the kind of intense dislike for the Pittsburgh Steelers that true Packers fans have for the Chicago Bears. Really, it’s hard to work up any sort of bad feelings for the Super Bowl opponents, so this will have to do for a pre-game razz:

The wife of a Pennsylvania man was ill, and he gallantly offered to do the laundry, a task he never had undertaken before.


Soon after he entered the laundry room, he yelled to his spouse, who grew up in Wisconsin, “How do you wash a sweatshirt?”


“It depends,” she answered. “What does it say on the shirt?”

“Go STEELERS,” he yelled.


“Use hot water, a full box of Tide, and four cups of bleach.”