Go to www.realtor.com and navigate to the web page listing 200 Golfview Drive, Plainwell, MI 49080. The main feature at the site is an excellent aerial view of our driveway, complete with turnaround.
It’s an attractive summer scene, but there are a couple of problems. We don’t live at 200 Golfview. And our driveway is not for sale.
The driveway down the street at 200 Golfview was for sale until just recently for a hefty sum, but the price included a four-bedroom house. We are relieved that the present status line on the web page picturing our driveway says, “Not for Sale.”
Come to think of it, if some driveway fancier shows up offering $60,000 or so, we’ll think seriously about making a deal. Despite focusing from above the wrong property, the photographer produced a pretty picture. It may entice buyers. If someone else owned our drive, we no longer would have to do all the snow relocation work that occupies a lot of time around here every winter.